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Some people push your buttons.
Others push their luck.
This tee is for those moments you smile instead of snap — but want your shirt to say what your fists won’t.
Designed for champions of passive aggression and fluent speakers of dark humor.
Details:
100% cotton
Unisex classic fit
For legally avoiding jail time since forever
Wear it when you want to look calm…
while planning that chair.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
High-Five Protocol
$32.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Others push their luck.
This tee is for those moments you smile instead of snap — but want your shirt to say what your fists won’t.
Designed for champions of passive aggression and fluent speakers of dark humor.
Details:
100% cotton
Unisex classic fit
For legally avoiding jail time since forever
Wear it when you want to look calm…
while planning that chair.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!